(or, How To Save Money On Your Massaggio Galore Massage)
FINE PRINT FOR ALL PROMOTIONS: None of these promotions apply to massages that are less than 60 minutes in length. Unless otherwise specified, these promotions (a) are valid only at the Pioneer Square and Greenwood locations and for mobile massages and (b) are not combinable. These promotions do not apply to massages that are paid or partially-paid for through insurance-billing, Labor & Industries, Groupons, Living Social coupons, or any comparable third-party service. 100% is the maximum discount for any massage; if you accumulate MORE than a 100% savings on your massage, Massaggio Galore does NOT owe YOU money.
AND A PINCH TO GROW AN INCH!!
50% off ANY massage service during your birthday month!
FINE PRINT: Client must show ID verifying birthday. Limit of one massage per day. Non-transferable.
I'M WAY AHEAD O' YA!!
$20 off your next massage if pre-schedule AND pre-pay upon completion of the previous massage!
A one-time savings of $5 off your next massage if you Like Massaggio Galore on FACEBOOK or say something nice about Massaggio Galore on either YELP.COM or ANGIESLIST.COM! (Do all three, and watch your one-time $5 off magically become $15 off!!) THIS PROMOTION IS VALID AT ALL LOCATIONS AND IS COMBINABLE WITH ANY OTHER PROMOTION.
FINE PRINT: This promotion only applies AFTER you show Massaggio Galore some love on Facebook/Yelp/AngiesList.
MY KINDA CROWD!!
50% off ALL massage services, year-round, for card-carrying members of the Grand Illusion Cinema and ACT Theatre ACTPASS holders.
Coming soon: Year-round savings for card-carrying members of KUOW-FM, the Seattle International Film Festival, The World Is Fun and Hostelling International.
FINE PRINT: Must show VALID membership card at time of massage to qualify for savings. Membership must be current. Only one 50% discount, regardless of how many of these organizations the client is a member of.
AND THEY TOLD THEIR FRIENDS, AND THEY TOLD THEIR FRIENDS, AND SO ON, AND SO ON...
Refer a new client to Massaggio Galore and get $10 savings off your next massage. NO LIMIT! THIS PROMOTION IS VALID AT ALL LOCATIONS AND IS COMBINABLE WITH ALL OTHER PROMOTIONS.
FINE PRINT: Referred client MUST give referrer's name at time of service for referrer to receive savings; NO EXCEPTIONS. Referrer can only claim $10 savings after the referred client has paid for their first massage; NO EXCEPTIONS. Referred client must be subject to regular massage rates (but all promotions apply to referred client, provided they qualify).
WELL, AS LONG AS I'M HERE...
Buy more than one mobile massage, back to back, and save 25% on every massage after the first one!
FINE PRINT: Table massage only.
A client who accumulates enough savings to qualify for a free massage has the option of receiving either ONE (1) gift certificate for a free massage for themselves, or TWO (2) gift certificates for free massages to be given as gifts, on the condition that they both go to individuals who have never been Massaggio Galore clients.
FINE PRINT: Available at Pioneer Square location and for mobile massages only. New clients referred through this promotion do not count towards the AND THEY TOLD THEIR FRIENDS, ETC. promotion. No selling gift certificates for a profit. No claiming the two gift certificates as gifts for friends, then using one (or both) for yourself. Seriously. Just don't. Not cool.